neopuff:

boogeymed:

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

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aleatoryw:

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

would you fucking go to bed

*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace

centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn

mermaids but the human part is an orc

HOBBIT ZOMBIES

i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi

it’s a new month I have data for days bitch

I’m sorry but imagining the personality of the typical elf combined with the personally of a typical vampire is the most INSUFFERABLE individual I’ve ever even dreamt of

(via star-spangled-jackass)


quotenhomo:

animals-lovers:

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

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debonairbexar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cydonianmystery:

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

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anarchomoop:
“ gunsandfireandshit:
“Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.
”
So I actually know the origin of this term...

anarchomoop:

gunsandfireandshit:

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

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portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

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mamaduafe:

omgs:

whitegirlsaintshit:

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

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tamashiihiroka:
“ Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake
”

tamashiihiroka:

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

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thedeepseagirl:
“Here we are September
”

thedeepseagirl:

Here we are September


jathis:
“ antiandrogen:
“ ukrindian:
“you put that dogs ASSHOLE where people need to weight their fruits and vegetables before purchase????????????????????????????????????????
”
Where have u been putting YOUR asshole?
”
The dogs asshole isn’t even on...

jathis:

antiandrogen:

ukrindian:

you put that dogs ASSHOLE where people need to weight their fruits and vegetables before purchase???????????????????????????????????????? 

Where have u been putting YOUR asshole?

The dogs asshole isn’t even on the thing!

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iraville:

I put these two illustrations as limted and numbered giclèe prints into my shop:

https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/Iraville

They are professionally printed with archival pigment ink on wonderful bamboo and cotton watercolor fine art paper for archival fine art prints….

I also want to announce that i have to close my shop for a couple of weeks again, so if you want to buy something, i recommend to do it now, because my shop will be only open until next friday. I hope you will understand that.


ace-trainer-washington:

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

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molltovcocktail:

donutmongoose:

gayerthangrantaire:

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

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this made me laugh.

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littlechemistry:
“ The Witching Hour, ink.
”

littlechemistry:

The Witching Hour, ink.

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